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[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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[brushoff]

A surprising amount of people tolerate my less palatable traits, [ Dorian shrugs. ] But I don't think that there's anyone I loathe that I would call a friend. Some people I'm more hot and cold with and they're still friends.

[untiltheend]

In that case, I will say yours is an interesting take on friendship. [And he does genuinely mean interesting; for once that's not an euphemism for something snide.] Thank you, Mr Gray; I appreciate the chance to expand my horizons.

[He'll write this new definition of friendship down in his special, pink glittery "Things I Know About Being Human" diary. Put a gold star next to it and everything.]

[brushoff]

You're welcome, Michaelis. If you've got any more questions about friendship or anything else, you're always welcome to ask.