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[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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[monsterjohann]

Do you call him Sir Trevor to his face?

[untiltheend]

Of course.

We agreed on that form of address as a compromise, since he cannot stand to be addressed as "mister", whereas I cannot abide addressing Wardens informally.

[And Trevor is the only warden whose preferences Sebastian isn't actively seeking to disrespect.]

[monsterjohann]

Why don't you just suck their dicks, Sebastian? It's less demeaning.

[untiltheend]

[Oh, please. Rather than being offended...]

As it happens, several Wardens have expressed discomfort over being addressed with such formality, and have requested I stop.

At which point I have to regretfully inform them that, unfortunately, I cannot.

[Weaponised formality, let him introduce you to it.]

[monsterjohann]

[Teach him those ways.]

I thought you couldn't lie.

You can.

You won't.

[untiltheend]

Oh, come.

I realise I am generally particular about wording, but even I am not that pedantic.

"I cannot address you informally as that would be improper". Is that more to your satisfaction?

[Besides, what he's allowed to say to his master versus other people is... flexible.]

[monsterjohann]

Thanks, sweetheart, that's much better.

[He knows he will likely pay for that later, but it feels good to actually welcome violence instead of having it unexpectedly thrust on him.]

[untiltheend]

You said you estimate you will be well come tomorrow morning?

[Sebastian will wait until then to beat him up. Gotta make sure Johann is all healed before beatings can begin, after all.]

[monsterjohann]

That's right.

I'll see you then.

[untiltheend]

Until then.

Do rest up in the meantime.