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[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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[monsterjohann]

Sure. But - why? I thought you can't taste anything.

[untiltheend]

Rather, no human food tastes good to me.

And truly now, what a question. What good is a skill if one allows it to grow stagnant, making no attempt to improve oneself?

[monsterjohann]

Same thing, you semantic ass. [He doesn't actually mean it, though. It's just a part of his song and dance.]

I'll teach you, don't worry. It's a lot of eyeballs and fried seal and heavy dishes. Suitable for the cold.

[untiltheend]

[/proud semantic ass]

[.........] While I commend using all parts of an animal, and while I am sure your country has traditional engagement dishes... I would strongly recommend at least one dish not containing eyeballs.

[monsterjohann]

Coward.

[He laughs.]

Yes, I guessed that. I won't make anyone eat the weird shit. Or what they think is odd.

That was for your information.

[untiltheend]

There have been human societies that consume the eyes and hearts of their enemies, believing it to grant them the other person's wisdom and bravery. In others, certain bugs are considered delicacies. What is considered unfit for consumption is arbitrary; I myself make no comment on it.

However, I do know that the majority of the populace here would balk at the idea of eyeballs. Tongue might be a more palatable alternative, if your country also makes use of those...

[monsterjohann]

There is so much more to the cuisine than animals parts.

I'll get a menu together.

[Which is a sentence he never thought he'd say.]

[untiltheend]

Very good.

I will see to there are no objections to borrowing the dining hall, and prepare decorations.

[monsterjohann]

I'll set the date, then.

Thanks, Sebastian.

[untiltheend]

Please don't mention it.

Mr Cho invited me to his own engagement party some time ago, but was adamant I do no work for it. I am glad for the opportunity to have something to do. Besides, lord Leickenbloom absolutely does deserve a celebration worthy of his status.

[monsterjohann]

[Wait.]

He won't let you work?

That must be torture.

[untiltheend]

Mr Cho is... sometimes something of an imbecile, it is true.

[It is, indeed, torture.]

[monsterjohann]

Unfortunate, in a warden.

[untiltheend]

Quite. No doubt the Admiral made one of his poorer choices in pairing us.

[monsterjohann]

Do you actually believe that?

...I know you won't lie, but -

Do you?

[untiltheend]

[...Hrrrm.]

I will say I have had worse Wardens while still on the temporary rotation. And Mr Cho is at least dedicated to his job.

[monsterjohann]

I like his dragon.