Sebastian "weirdo nerd" Michaelis (
untiltheend) wrote2037-05-21 10:15 pm
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So..
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[He knows where this is going. But he just got scolded by Hakkai for derailing the conversation with Johann before Johann had a chance to speak, so.]
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[It's not a "I don't care if you are my supervisor or not"; it's a "what do I care if Johann is my supervisor".]
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I'll still be around when people are death-tolling or in comas. But I think Johann as a new warden needs some stability and couldn't stand being kicked out of the space.
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Thank you, Sir. Will you return to guiding new Inmates?
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…you’re not all right.
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Anyway!!]
Why, will the Admiral only allow a certain number of Wardens the official post?
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You’re lying.
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You know I do not tell lies, Sir. [His body is in one piece and all his blood is on the inside: he's fine.]
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I’m not trying to call you out. It’s normal to be fucking exasperated about all this shit.
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There’s always drinking.
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With the way my body works, it is not much of a distraction. [He's fairly sure he can't get drunk.]
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[he knows his vices, and doubts Sebastian would want to have sex with anyone, let alone him]
Would you, if you could?
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He sighs.]
Before coming to this place, I never understood humans' perpetual desire for intoxication.
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What I mean is: this infernal place has made even someone like me see the appeal in it.
[Good job, Barge.]
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No shit?
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Well, since there is nothing to be done about that, either... [guess he'll just go back to impotently stew in his own frustration. For goodness' sake, even those Space Drugs that Dorian Gray got him are almost starting to look appealing.]
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Don't lose confidence in yourself.
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[As if that's not exactly what's lowkey going on, Sebastian.]
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