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[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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Before the flood

[anti_altruisms]

Good day, Sebastian.

In lieu of recent events, I believe it will be necessary to install another ‘jail’ of sorts in the dining hall.

Would you be available to assist me?

Re: Before the flood

[untiltheend]

Good day, Mr Archer.

That should be no trouble at all. You are thinking a similar set-up to the one in the kitchens?

[PLEASE give Sebastian things to do. He has of course been as professional and put-together as always, but he's had daily vivid fantasies of murdering every sorry person on the Barge for weeks now. The frustration is probably noticeable if you know him.]

Re: Before the flood

[anti_altruisms]

[ There are some days that Archer can empathize with the sentiment. This may be one of them. ]

Yes. I'd like to prevent people from walking away with dining hall and kitchen property, under the ill-advised impression that such things should be used as weapons.

[ Go get weapons elsewhere, people, sheesh!!! ]

Re: Before the flood

[untiltheend]

Quite. It truly would be bothersome should we have to begin replacing things with increased frequency. [Sebastian, who often kills people using his master's silverware, sees no problem with using cutlery as weapons per se. But well, no one touch Their Kitchen.]

Assuming the upcoming Flood does not render us both incapable, I would be available to assist at your earliest convenience. [Again: he needs to do things or he fears he'll implode.]