IC Contact

[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

Comments

[untiltheend]

I will keep your preferences in mind, sir. [And then ignore them.

Although... hrm.] Is that to say that a permanent Warden can request absolute transparency from their Inmate?

[epistemological]

Obviously, given how many times you've called me 'sir'.

[ Very very dry. ]

And of course they can, though just as obviously the inmate can tell them to fuck off.

I only meant that such a request could seem presumptuous given how short our association and that you may end up with someone else next month.

[untiltheend]

[In response to the first part, Sebastian just smiles wider. Like the passive-aggressive little bitch he is.






As for the second:] My apologies for not knowing the exact conditions of permanently paired Wardens and Inmates, obvious though they might be. But I am sure no one would want any presumptuousness, no.

[Like, for example, one person calling another a fussy toddler.]

[epistemological]

[ That would be presumptuous, had he done as such, but given that it was both a simile and only an option given on how one might choose to proceed as opposed to a descriptor used directly on Sebastian by Jon, perhaps the offense you feel has something to do with an unpleasant realization that is all you, Sebastian.

:)]

If you have any other questions or concerns about this place or how wardens and inmates work, please don't hesitate to ask.

[untiltheend]

[Impossible! You can't have unpleasant realisations about yourself when you already know everything about yourself. Check and mate.]

Thank you, sir. Have you other assignments for me for now? I am perfectly capable of multitasking if needed.

[If you do 5000 homework assignments on personal growth in one day, you can graduate the next morning?]

[epistemological]

No, as I'd prefer you put your full focus here.

Now: is there anything you might need from me?

[untiltheend]

[As if Sebastian can't fully focus on multiple things at once. As if he's human.]

As you say. [He stands up, as today's session seems to be drawing to a close.]

And thank you, but no; I have no material needs. [He went and magic'd himself an entire wardrobe full of weapons, but no one but his bff needs to know that.]

[epistemological]

As I assumed. I won't take up any more of your time, then. Please feel free to call on me for questions or assistance at any time, day or night.

[untiltheend]

Thank you kindly, sir.

[He gives a formal bow.]

Do have a good day. Until next time.

[And he walks out of the room. He hates you already, Jon.]

[epistemological]

[ He's noticed. And the feeling isn't mutual but he's certainly not bending for you, Sebastian. ]

Good day to you, Sebastian. And good luck.