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[untiltheend]

This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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[untiltheend]

I did admittedly wonder at that you would consider spending time with a person such as him, but in the end, I suppose it makes sense.

[Humans and their determination to get themselves wasted, as previously established.]

Please give me ten minutes, in that case. I have no other plans for today.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I hate his guts but he's familiar and he has shit I want to try. See? My morals aren't so rigid, I can slum it.

Sure. I should warn you that he has a 'bone cat'.

1/2

[untiltheend]

Well. When it comes down to it, you are human, after all.

[An exceptionally reasonable and principled human, but even so. Humans gonna human.]

[untiltheend]

[!!!]

--Oh! Another one? I have met one of them already, and he graciously allowed me to care for her.

[As you can see, Sebastian is clearly one to talk about upholding principles.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Why doesn't that surprise me..

How do you take care of a skeleton cat?

[untiltheend]

She has no physical needs as far as I have discovered, so she is remarkably independent even for a cat. However, she stills seems to enjoy being caressed, and she will play with the kitten. [Ie, the kitten Trevor got him. Sebastian just hasn't named her, because it doesn't occur to him to.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

...the kitten from the barn?

[untiltheend]

Yes. She is the loveliest thing. I am very grateful to have her.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You haven't named her in all the time I've been asleep?

[untiltheend]

[This is a man who canonically refers to his favourite cat only as Her, Trevor.]

Ah- I had not realised I was supposed to. It feels rather presumptuous, to assume to have such an honour...

[Also, demons are Weird about names. Sebastian won't even make up aliases for himself; that's his master's prerogative.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yes, you're supposed to. Pick a good name. Cats need to have names.

[untiltheend]

Oh! Dear me, but it needs to be the most beautiful name...

[brb spending the entire evening on this! Trevor and John will be subjected to intense name speculation.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh my god.