Sebastian "weirdo nerd" Michaelis (
untiltheend) wrote2037-05-21 10:15 pm
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This is Sebastian Michaelis. I am unavailable at present, but please leave a message. Should a response be needed I will reply when time permits me. Please do keep your message brief.

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As I have said before, sir, I am always all right.
[Clearly, he's doing amazing.]
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No offense, but somehow, I doubt that.
How was your flood? [he repeats.]
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I did not die, should that be your concern. [No death-tolling! Sebastian just hates losing control, not being in his right mind... not to mention all the things he just blurted out, on the network for everyone to read no less.]
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You have to admit there's a spectrum.
And a death toll isn't the only thing I'm worried about, but it's a relief to hear.
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I am uninjured. The other party will heal, I assume.
[His fight with Sweeney is really the thing he did during the flood that he's the least displeased about - Sweeney deserved that beating. It also functions as the kind of thing a warden would want to know about, and so they can not talk about the actually upsetting parts.]
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And he has to pause a moment to think it over.
He wants to ask who with. And he will, but not yet. He doesn't think Sebastian would answer that right now, anyway, or else he would've volunteered that information already. So, let's take a different tack.]
Would you be willing to talk to me about it further?
I'm not gonna try and force it out of you. But the more you insist you're fine, the more I can't help but worry.
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After a few moments, the video clicks on on Sebastian's end, too.
It shows his entire upper body: no visible injuries, no bruises, not a hair out of place, not a speck of mud on his uniform. Customer Service Smile present as usual.]
Will this do for physical proof, sir? If you wish to scold me for not playing nice with the other children, please go ahead. We have not all day, after all.
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I wasn't fishing for a reason to scold or punish you. I'm a little surprised I need to explain this, but a situation can ruffle more than physical feathers. And floods can be really damn good at that.
Yeah, I'm relieved to see you aren't injured. But that wasn't the only thing I was asking about.
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I am neither physically nor metaphorically falling apart, as you can see. [Even if he is deeply, terribly upset.] If you wish for more information about the altercation, that can be arranged.