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who has two thumbs and bit it in the breach?
This guy
How did u die?

[ because both of them were goddamn idiots. Dorian knows for a fact that Sebastian had to have croaked as well ]

[Uuugh, Dorian beat him to initiating contact. Embarrassing. Sebastian would have contacted him the day after the breach, but well... all his energy that day went into making it out of bed for his chat with Hakkai.

Maybe it's just as well. The screen of the communicator isn't as blurry today.]

I was consumed by a dragon.

[So that 'you hurt especially much in the area that was dealt the killing blow' feature of a death toll? Is pretty much everywhere for Sebastian. Joy.]

I realise the common consensus is that no one is responsible for what they did during a breach, but even so, please do not think that person represents me in any way. I apologise for my appalling behaviour.

[Yes, Sebastian, because Dorian Gray definitely judges people for being hedonistic.]

Fell off a cliff.

[ Ditto for Dorian! All the bones in his gorgeous little body were broken as shit. ]

And darling, there was nothing appalling about it. 1: I was worse than you. 2: I like the idea of having a drinking and debauchery buddy. It was fun!

[The only reason Sebastian isn't horribly offended by the "darling" is that he's Used To Dorian come this point. Which is, incidentally, also the reason why he didn't open with his usual polite "good [whatever time of the day it is], sir". The friendship dynamic is still there.]

Yes, well. [There were fun aspects of it at the time, he supposes.] Certainly there is precious little else to do here to pass the time.

[Is that a "sure, we can keep doing that" or a "surely you can find other drinking buddies"? Hard to say.

Sebastian: semi-regularly goes drinking with Trevor, has smoked opium both in canon and on the Barge
Also Sebastian: "I don't do drugs omg"]

Exactly. So that's why, when we're both not tolling and back to our normal selves, I'm having you over for drinks. Possibly drugs as well if I can remember where I put my pills. But certainly drinks and certainly something high class.

[Ugh, but didn't he just say he's not that kind of person?

Then again... the Admiral has deemed Dorian a good match for Johann. Johann, the amoral monster. Maybe by wining and dining Dorian, Sebastian too could get some insight into how to graduate?]

If that is your wish, then certainly. [Sebastian's just a lowly inmate; he can't decline.] Although please save your drugs for someone who would better appreciate them: as I am now, I doubt they will have any effect on me.

[Look how good Sebastian's getting at admitting to not being human!]

That just means I need to find some better drugs.

[ because of course Sebastian is gonna get some good drugs. Why wouldn't he? As far as Dorian's concerned, they're ABSOLUTELY gonna do drugs. ]

I appreciate the consideration... but a drug able to affect me would be lethal for the average human.

[Which, if what he's seen on the network is correct, is probably not a concern for Dorian, but... fair warning.]

I'm not the average human. Even if something killed me, it wouldn't take.

[...]

I suppose I should not be at all surprised at the things humans will subject themselves to for a state of intoxication.

We will shove so many things up our nose if it means there's a chance at a good high.

Quite so. I suppose I should be well acquainted with that desire by now.

[And yet he rather wants to never lay eyes on a bottle of booze or pills of questionable origin ever again.]

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