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untiltheend) wrote2022-12-10 04:36 pm
untiltheend) wrote2022-12-10 04:36 pm
TLV permissions
OOC PREFERENCES:
•CONTACT METHOD: PM this journal, or narrowmybed @ Plurk
•THREAD-JACKING: Go right ahead! If the thread looks to be going on for a million tags, however, please take it elsewhere to spare my poor inbox?
•FOURTH WALLING / CANON PUNCTURE: Yes to fourth walling, and feel free to mention Sebastian's namesake. Yes to canon puncture.
•BACKTAGGING: Always! Even months later. I'm sometimes slow myself.
•AVOIDED TOPICS: I'd like to avoid long, detailed descriptions of pointy things going into eyes, please. Brief mentions are totally fine!
•PREFERRED GENDER PRONOUN: She/they.
IC CHARACTERISTICS:
•CURRENT CANON POINT: Chapter 61, a k a the "Zombies On A Boat" arc.
•PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Tall (185 cm), dark and handsome. Always in his butler uniform, always wearing gloves (to hide his Contract seal as well as his black nails). He does a lot of household chores, so usually smells of soap. He's usually soft-spoken and calm, speaking in a very posh Queen's English. If a character has a really good ear for it, they might be able to tell it's not his native accent. His eyes are an amber-brown that just barely passes for human (apparently it's the closest to a human eye colour he can manage). He has fangs, but he knows how to talk and smile without making them visible.
•DEMEANOR: Sebastian's current mission in life is to be the Perfect Butler™. He's formal, polite, eager to serve, and a workaholic perfectionist overachiever. He's also a judgmental, catty little bitch whose internal monologue usually amounts to "humans are so pathetic, I am so great and better than everyone". His movements are smooth and confident, but usually on the more restrictive side. Usually, he'll be in Customer Service Smile mode which is not very sincere - perceptive characters might pick up on that.
•ABILITIES: He's such a Gary Stu godmod. He's good at absolutely everything, the end.
•MEDICAL INFORMATION: Demon masquerading as human. His current humanoid appearance is flesh and blood, but not his actual true form. He doesn't need to breathe or have a beating heart (although he does both of those, for appearances' sake). Doesn't need to sleep, or eat human food. Accelerated healing. In perfect health, although very, very hungry.
•CABIN INFORMATION: Victorian mansion door, and his room is a replica of his room at home. It's fairly roomy for a servant's quarters, but also very sterile and bare of any personal touches.
- He has a black kitten (Nyx) given to him by Trevor. Also has a Bone Cat given to him by John Gaius.
- After the Gradumotion Flood he has an additional cabinet, locked with a padlock. It's full of All The Weapons.
•OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS: He's old and terrible; he can handle anything you throw at him (with one exception: don't mention hurting cats).
Hurt or threaten his masterthespareone and he will tear you apart. This goes doubly for supernatural creatures. (Which is not to say "don't seek out CR with Ciel"! Just be aware that Sebastian will be watching like a hawk.)
Ways to lowkey irritate him: imply he's not good enough at something. Address him by a nickname. Be Incompetent where he can see it.
Barge-specific offensive subject: imply he never going to graduate/will take a very long time to graduate. Suggest he is not, in fact, in charge of breakfast shift in the kitchen.
(Note: If Sebastian ever addresses you with "Sir Warden", he is deeply displeased with you. This is a devastating insult from which you may never fully recover.)
IC PERMISSIONS:
•MENTAL: Soft yes. He's quite strong-willed, so mind-control might not necessarily work on him. He doesn't sleep, so dream manipulation is unlikely to be relevant. As for mind-reading and empathy: go right ahead. ICly he'll loathe anyone he finds out has been reading his mind, but OOCly I have nothing against it.
•MIMICRY: Y. He'll be tremendously offended.
•VIOLENCE: GOD yes.
•MAGIC: Soft yes, depending on what it is. He's a supernatural creature and immune to a variety of magic shenanigans - talk to me and we can figure something out?
•DEBATE: Y! But be warned: Sebastian loves the sound of his own voice. I'll be forced to write novels at you.
•SEX: On a personal level, Sebastian is completely indifferent to romance and sex. Sex is, for him, a useful tool, and so he'll be quite willing to sleep with mostly anyone as long as he sees some benefit to it.
•CONTACT METHOD: PM this journal, or narrowmybed @ Plurk
•THREAD-JACKING: Go right ahead! If the thread looks to be going on for a million tags, however, please take it elsewhere to spare my poor inbox?
•FOURTH WALLING / CANON PUNCTURE: Yes to fourth walling, and feel free to mention Sebastian's namesake. Yes to canon puncture.
•BACKTAGGING: Always! Even months later. I'm sometimes slow myself.
•AVOIDED TOPICS: I'd like to avoid long, detailed descriptions of pointy things going into eyes, please. Brief mentions are totally fine!
•PREFERRED GENDER PRONOUN: She/they.
IC CHARACTERISTICS:
•CURRENT CANON POINT: Chapter 61, a k a the "Zombies On A Boat" arc.
•PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Tall (185 cm), dark and handsome. Always in his butler uniform, always wearing gloves (to hide his Contract seal as well as his black nails). He does a lot of household chores, so usually smells of soap. He's usually soft-spoken and calm, speaking in a very posh Queen's English. If a character has a really good ear for it, they might be able to tell it's not his native accent. His eyes are an amber-brown that just barely passes for human (apparently it's the closest to a human eye colour he can manage). He has fangs, but he knows how to talk and smile without making them visible.
•DEMEANOR: Sebastian's current mission in life is to be the Perfect Butler™. He's formal, polite, eager to serve, and a workaholic perfectionist overachiever. He's also a judgmental, catty little bitch whose internal monologue usually amounts to "humans are so pathetic, I am so great and better than everyone". His movements are smooth and confident, but usually on the more restrictive side. Usually, he'll be in Customer Service Smile mode which is not very sincere - perceptive characters might pick up on that.
•ABILITIES: He's such a Gary Stu godmod. He's good at absolutely everything, the end.
•MEDICAL INFORMATION: Demon masquerading as human. His current humanoid appearance is flesh and blood, but not his actual true form. He doesn't need to breathe or have a beating heart (although he does both of those, for appearances' sake). Doesn't need to sleep, or eat human food. Accelerated healing. In perfect health, although very, very hungry.
•CABIN INFORMATION: Victorian mansion door, and his room is a replica of his room at home. It's fairly roomy for a servant's quarters, but also very sterile and bare of any personal touches.
- He has a black kitten (Nyx) given to him by Trevor. Also has a Bone Cat given to him by John Gaius.
- After the Gradumotion Flood he has an additional cabinet, locked with a padlock. It's full of All The Weapons.
•OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS: He's old and terrible; he can handle anything you throw at him (with one exception: don't mention hurting cats).
Hurt or threaten his master
thespareone and he will tear you apart. This goes doubly for supernatural creatures. (Which is not to say "don't seek out CR with Ciel"! Just be aware that Sebastian will be watching like a hawk.)Ways to lowkey irritate him: imply he's not good enough at something. Address him by a nickname. Be Incompetent where he can see it.
Barge-specific offensive subject: imply he never going to graduate/will take a very long time to graduate. Suggest he is not, in fact, in charge of breakfast shift in the kitchen.
(Note: If Sebastian ever addresses you with "Sir Warden", he is deeply displeased with you. This is a devastating insult from which you may never fully recover.)
IC PERMISSIONS:
•MENTAL: Soft yes. He's quite strong-willed, so mind-control might not necessarily work on him. He doesn't sleep, so dream manipulation is unlikely to be relevant. As for mind-reading and empathy: go right ahead. ICly he'll loathe anyone he finds out has been reading his mind, but OOCly I have nothing against it.
•MIMICRY: Y. He'll be tremendously offended.
•VIOLENCE: GOD yes.
•MAGIC: Soft yes, depending on what it is. He's a supernatural creature and immune to a variety of magic shenanigans - talk to me and we can figure something out?
•DEBATE: Y! But be warned: Sebastian loves the sound of his own voice. I'll be forced to write novels at you.
•SEX: On a personal level, Sebastian is completely indifferent to romance and sex. Sex is, for him, a useful tool, and so he'll be quite willing to sleep with mostly anyone as long as he sees some benefit to it.