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[untiltheend]

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[anti_altruisms]

"That's fine."

Sebastian is eminently rational and efficient about these sorts of things so, of course, he has no objections. When Sebastian comes back with the cleaning supplies, Archer adds:

"I think it is high time we considered an official policy for individuals who want to vandalize the kitchen and dining hall. You're here for most shifts so what do you think would be reasonable?"

[untiltheend]

Sebastian stops briefly, as much as he'd prefer to head out into the dining hall immediately to start with damage control. Without missing a beat:

"Generally, I find the threat of starvation an efficient deterrent to misbehaviour."

Immediate and complete ban from the dining hall, that's what Sebastian thinks is reasonable. ...Let's be charitable and say he's saying this in the heat of the moment, out of pure irritation with Kikimora.

"...Should you wish for a more kids gloves approach, I will consider possible alternatives and present them once clean-up is done?"

[anti_altruisms]

Archer nods once.

“While I’m inclined to agree with harsher guidelines in light of how many times this sort of thing has happened, even before you arrived…I am sure the rest of our colleagues have much softer sensibilities.”

Which sucks, but what can you do?

“Think on it and get back to me. I will think on it as well.”